Thursday, November 01, 2007

free scott? more like stupid scott...

Scott "Prince of Modesto" Peterson is bummed. Not because he's on death row. Nope, Scott just can't cash in on Laci's life insurance.
Apparently, Laci had a $250,000 policy and Scott maintains because his case is under appeal, he should have access to his blood money.
I couldn't agree more. I'm sure the San Quentin gift shop is overflowing with hot retail that poor Scott's been eyeing for 2 years, just waiting for that damn insurance check to show up.
The white teddy bear holding the plastic rose? The glossy Jesus clock on a slice of tree stump?
Hello? The holidays are upon us!
Once again, free Scott. Or at least send him some spare change...

3 comments:

Be_Devine said...

$250k could have bought his way out of a lot of prison sex.

Wonder how many guys call Scottie Boy their Bitch? They don't call it the "pokey" for nothin.

Anonymous said...

Mmmmm. How can I get sent to THAT prison!?
:-)

Becky said...

Don't forget about the balloons with stuffed animals inside, or do they only have thos in hospitals? Those are my favorit!