"I don't see how my staying would have changed things," Newsom said. "I was gone all of two days, and it turned out to be one of the worst weekends of my life."
-M&R
I'm sorry. WHAT? A weekend in Hawaii with Swiss Miss...was one of the worst weekends of Gavin's life?
Color me surprised.
First of all, I can't believe he let just a juicy tidbit slip! Is that the hangover talking?
Second of all, if you want to have a fabulous, saucy, inappropriate time in Hawaii, Swiss Miss is not your gal. I won't go into too much detail, but before his untimely death, I drunkenly convinced Don Ho that I was a divorcee from Duluth...
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I bet he proposed to Swiss Miss. She turned him down. He went walking down the beach with a Forty of Olde English in one hand and a bag of the nose candy in the other. He woke up the next morning on the beach with the biggest hangover ever. Walking back to the Four Seasons, he stepped in big puddle of oil that had drifted in from San Francisco Bay.
The worst weekend of my life.
I'd say she accepted, if he described it as "one of the worst weekends of my life."
They have gone off to Hawaii before. Not too significant I think. I bet seeing Swiss Miss's pasty thighs and moles galore in her bikini was tantamount to one of the worst ever events for Gavo. Blech!!!
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Translation: Sex with Swiss Miss in Hawaii is just as lame & routine as it is in San Fran. Take Beth next time.
YESSSSSSSSSSSS! Somebody got dumped!
The more I think about this quote, the more fascinated I am.
From a guy who has had some pretty terrible weekends, especially lately, this has got to have been a disaster.
And now you're referencing the Philadelphia Story? Oh lord, my girl crush on you just grows and grows!
What happened? Was Hawaii out of blow, booze and hookers?
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