Here're my thoughts on the most ridiculous turn of events in the history of faux love...
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everybody hates jen
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Unfortunately, I think Jen is going to be harder to get rid of than a barnacle. She's dug her self in for the long haul and will still stay with him when he cheats. He's got it made and the rest of us have to suffer with her presence. Nobody likes her. Almost every comment on the chron page was negative. It says a lot about her.
It's going to be a long four years having to endure the first lady bullshit. Who wants to bet she's knocked up. I thought Gavin didn't want kids. I hope she gains 100 pounds.
ok fine, he's marrying. Again. so long as we don't have to witness another Vogue spread in a Getty mansion.
But don't worry Beth! The soon-to-be Swiss Mrs. will land a role on an NYC-based Fox TV show, forcing her into a bi-coastal marriage that will dissolve in a few short years. She'll marry some upwardly-mobile furniture heir, while you'll have married Gavin's best friend and confidante. You'll be solidly positioned for the ensuing extramarital affair.
they were just in hawaii less than a month ago when gavin called it one of the worst weekends of his life. back in hawaii and now engaged?? somebody's preggers...
Do you think Jen will keep her name fro "professional" reasons? Nobody knows who she is now, so it may make her even more obscure and irrelevant if she changes it to Newsom.
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Unfortunately, I think Jen is going to be harder to get rid of than a barnacle. She's dug her self in for the long haul and will still stay with him when he cheats. He's got it made and the rest of us have to suffer with her presence. Nobody likes her. Almost every comment on the chron page was negative. It says a lot about her.
Somebody already updated Gavin's wikipedia page with the engagement info. Ick!
It's going to be a long four years having to endure the first lady bullshit. Who wants to bet she's knocked up. I thought Gavin didn't want kids. I hope she gains 100 pounds.
ok fine, he's marrying. Again. so long as we don't have to witness another Vogue spread in a Getty mansion.
But don't worry Beth! The soon-to-be Swiss Mrs. will land a role on an NYC-based Fox TV show, forcing her into a bi-coastal marriage that will dissolve in a few short years. She'll marry some upwardly-mobile furniture heir, while you'll have married Gavin's best friend and confidante. You'll be solidly positioned for the ensuing extramarital affair.
See? It all works out in the end...
they were just in hawaii less than a month ago when gavin called it one of the worst weekends of his life. back in hawaii and now engaged??
somebody's preggers...
Beth, what are your thoughts on Gavin describing the weekend he got engaged as "one of the worst weekends of my life?"
Do you think Jen will keep her name fro "professional" reasons? Nobody knows who she is now, so it may make her even more obscure and irrelevant if she changes it to Newsom.
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