it's comical. really goddamn comical...

So, do we even want to talk about this? Because I feel wildly uncomfortable and awkward, like a married couple just got in a fight in front of me that I kinda started.

Click HERE to see a very shift-in-your-seat interview.
Nothing makes me more nervous that Gavin Newsom in a really, really bad mood. The best/worst part of this interview is when Channel 5's Hank Plante accuses Gavin of having temper tantrums.
Ha! Says Gavin. That's "beyond laughable."
And then he kinda has a temper tantrum.
He might as well have kicked a chair over and screamed, "Temper tantrums? That's fucking bullshit! Fuck you! Fuck ALL of you!"
I was with cranky, eyeroll, moody Gavin all the way until Hank finally asks about the budget, which we know the Mayor really wants to talk about because he's all about "tomorrow." And by the time CBS Hank finally gets around to asking, "Okay, okay. So, this budget..." Gavin was like, "Ugh, I don't even wanna talk anymore. Yeah, it's a big budget? Are we motherfucking done?"
Also, who is Gavin looking at over there on the side? I could not feel worse for that guy. I have been the employee that gets the, "Thanks a lot, dipshit" look from my boss and it is not a good feeling.
Why, I wonder, did the Mayor even agree to an interview?

I mean, I know everyone's saying that he should be talking to the press. But hello? If you don't have anything nice to say, don't say anything at all! My understanding is that the Mayor is actually talking to certain members of the press and being perfectly charming. Did you know that? Yeah, he was delighted to answer Chris' questions for the Appeal and was apparently totally cool about the whole thing. I'm devastated I missed it.

OMG, maybe he's bipolar!

Dyslexic and bipolar? I think you get special parking for that shit.

Is it just me, or is Gavin digging himself deeper into this, "I'm in NO mood!" hole? Actually, he's digging with a shovel in one hand and giving you the finger with the other. And he has a cigarette hanging out of this mouth. And he's doing the fake-mad-laugh.

Because this is all so comical.

If our Mayor thinks the press is tough on him, he should take a gander at the sad state of affairs to befall Jennifer Aniston. Somehow, a gorgeous and charming millionairess is the most tragic and pathetic woman in the world. Talk about getting repeatedly shit on by the press for no reason! Team Aniston! Yet she's not ripping off microphones. 

You know who is? 

I much prefer elusive, smile and wave, sparkly teeth Gavin than defensive, angry, making everyone uncomfortable Gavin. What ever happened to Gavin Newsom in a bike helmet outside of City Hall high-fiving children? Was it all a dream? Because this guy used to be adorable.
I'd just like to point out, if the Mayor was a woman, someone would ask if he was on his period. Because I don't get what he's so mad about. I need examples of this questionable reporting.
Here. This'll make you love him again...